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friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)

me: my laptop

Dec 30th

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the last of 2011

its the last hour of 2011 and i feel like im spending it horribly. im not having fun at all X( i wish my parents could let me be young while i can. i want to hang out with my bestfriends who dont even drink or smoke or go out. i just wanna have a good time without all that bad stuff. i just wanna spend it with those who know how to have fun time :) well im stuck with myself so yay -_-

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Walked out of my house in shitty ass clothes

samanthahaha: Thinking that there wasn’t gonna be a lot of people, and then there was like a bajillion people. What the fuck. fawk i hate that shet.

Dec 30th

Chillin

 me and mom are chilling on the couches, and dad comes in
dad: helena why are you in here being the party pooper ?
me: yeah mom was wrong witchuu thats my job!!
mom: im like carmen haha
i just really liked the moment : 3

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2011, i'll miss you so much .

so much has happened this year. i feel as if i’ve matured more or i’ve really been coming out of my shell this year. thanks to tumblr, i’ll be able to reflect on my days ;D i dont want you to end at all , you’re like an awesome ass friend i’ve got for one year and now you have to leave. i dont like goodbyes especially since this was my last full year as a child. yep...

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“when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...”

– Best fucking story ever. “i was saved by a group of guardian drag queens.” My life is complete. (via mizujosh) BLESS THIS POST!

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Watch

bri-swizzle: lemoncurdsandwiches: watch it till the end OH MY FUCKING GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS O HMY GOD THE END OMGHOMFHFG JESUS DOIHGJDGPI jwhuiohfoi oh mYUF UCKING GOD the end THE ENDING. OH MY GOD. always reblog. omfg. LOL OMG THE ENDD! oh my GOD WHOSE ON THE TV SCREEN!? i reblog this every single time it’s on my dash. AMAZING! WATCH TIL THE END HAHAHAHAHAHA ...

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EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.

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How teens and adults text

Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

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Typical Classroom →

darionsorby: funniest10k: 1: The stoners in the back like: 2: The class clowns are like: 3: Girls on their period are like: 4: The bestfriends are like: 5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like: 6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like: 7: That one person who is always texting is like: 8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like: this is so my...

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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...

bubbamonster: laugh-at-me-br0: antlerbrows: We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it. And we could party together. Someone should make this happen. I would go SIGN ME UP

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I love biology

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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student: 
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student: 
me: whoops